Zoo Joke
A man has built a zoo park and decided 100 dollars as a ticket, no one has come, he decreased the ticket money to 50 dollars, no one has come again, he decreased the ticket money to 25 dollars, even that no one has come, he decreased ticket to 5 dollars, then zoo gathered with people, he then opens the lion's gate and decided 200 dollars ticket for an exit.Husband and Wife Joke
Husband: How do you control my anger when I pissed off over you?Wife: By cleaning the toilet.
Husband: Haha, How it helps you?
Wife: I clean the toilet by your toothbrush.
If You Sad
If you are sad and worried in life, take a long rope and tie it to a tree.No no, don't do suicide.
Attach the wooden seat to the rope, make a swing, take a swing and enjoy. The world's problem will not end.