TV Anchor Joke
TV Anchor: What does your dog eat?
Man: Which one? Black or white?
TV Anchor: White.
Man: Biscuits and meat.
TV Anchor: And what about the black one?
Man: Biscuits and meat.
TV Anchor: Where do they live in your home?
Man: Which one? Black or white?
TV Anchor: Black.
Man: In a big room.
TV Anchor: And white?
Man: In a big room.
TV Anchor: Where do you often bathe them?
Man: Which one? Black or white?
TV Anchor: Black.
Man: In a bathtub.
TV Anchor: And for white?
Man: In the bathtub.
The TV Anchor got angry. If both procedures were the same, then why were you asking me every time for white or black!?
Man: Because the white dog is mine.
TV Anchor: And black?
Man: This one is also mine.