Shopkeeper Joke
Girl to a shopkeeper: Do you have a valentine's card whither should be written, "I am yours only"
Shopkeeper: yes I have this valentine's card.
Girl: Give me 7 cards.
name, you can be a girl but listen " You can't be a Mother ."
Student: Fish
Teacher: Okay, Good and what are the other four?
Student: Fish's mother, fish's father, fish's brother, and his sweet girlfriend.
Facebook Joke
For the boys who are handling Facebook accounts with girlsname, you can be a girl but listen " You can't be a Mother ."
Teacher and Student Joke
Teacher: Tell me the five animals that are living in the water.Student: Fish
Teacher: Okay, Good and what are the other four?
Student: Fish's mother, fish's father, fish's brother, and his sweet girlfriend.