Husband and Wife Joke
Wife to her husband: How much you love me?
Husband: Ah honey, so much. I can't tell you in words.
Wife: No, please let me know. I am curious to know it.
Husband: Ok. Let's suppose, I am a cell phone and you are a sim card, a cell phone is nothing without a sim card.
Wife: Oh I love you so much.
Husband: Thinking in his mind; I am a china mobile phone which has the option to put two more sims.
Sardar Joke
A Sardar fell from a building.
Doctor: I am sorry, he is dead.
Sardar: No I am alive.
Second Sardar: Shut up! he is a doctor. He knows better than you, so be dead.