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👫 Boy, Girl, & Friendship Banter
The 90% Tragedy: A girl was sitting on a bench, crying her heart out. A boy approached her and asked, "Why are you crying?" "I got such low marks!" she sobbed. "How much did you get?" the boy asked sympathetically. "Only 90%," she wailed. The boy stared at her for a moment and said, "Good grief! Two boys could have passed and celebrated with those marks!"
The BMW Secret. A boy was driving his BMW on a first date. He turned to the girl and said, "I have to be honest with you. While driving this car, I hid something about myself and lied to you." The girl gasped, "What is it?" "I am a married man," he confessed. The girl breathed a massive sigh of relief. "Oh thank God! You really scared me. I thought the BMW wasn't yours!"
The Facebook Mirror. A girl uploaded a selfie on Facebook and tagged all her friends, asking, "How do I look?" A blunt friend commented: "Your father bought you an iPhone for $1,500. Tell him to spend $50 on a mirror so you can see for yourself. Why are you bothering us?"
True Friendship Test: A father was angry because his son came home very late. The son claimed, "I was so late that I just stayed at a friend's house." The father decided to test this. He called ten of his son’s best friends.
Six friends said, "Yes, Uncle, he was here all night!"
Three friends said, "Uncle, he’s actually still sleeping here, should I wake him up?"
The last friend—the absolute legend—answered the phone and said, "Yes, Father?"
The Different Girl: Girl: "I am not like other girls. I am different from every other girl in this world." Boy: "Why? Do you drink petrol instead of water?"
The Wig Secret: Boy: "I really want to play with your beautiful, long hair." The girl silently took off her wig, handed it to him, and said, "Listen, don't tell anyone this secret, and give it back when you're done playing."
🍎 Classroom Comedy: Teacher & Student
Prince Charles’s Bed Teacher Alizee was telling a story: "Once upon a time, Prince Charles was sleeping on his bed..." Suddenly, a student interrupted: "Teacher! Jon is eating my lunch!" The teacher snapped, "Jon! What the hell are you doing? I’ll kick you out of class! Now, where was I?" Jon replied calmly, "In Prince Charles's bed, Ma'am."
The Five Water Animals Teacher: "Tell me five animals that live in the water." Student: "Fish!" Teacher: "Okay, that's one. What are the other four?" Student: "The fish's mother, the fish's father, the fish's brother, and his sweet girlfriend."
Silence is Golden Teacher: "Johnny, why is your exam paper completely empty?" Johnny: "Because words can hurt people, Teacher. I decided to be quiet today."
The Small Meeting Son: "Dad, there’s a small get-together at school tomorrow. You have to come." Dad: "How small is it? Who will be there?" Son: "Just you, me, and the Principal."
The Future Husband Teacher: "Johnny, what will you do in the future?" Johnny: "Marry." Teacher: "I mean, what do you want to become?" Johnny: "A husband." Teacher: "Stupid boy! What do you want to achieve for your parents?" Johnny: "A daughter-in-law." Teacher: "What does your father want from you?" Johnny: "A grandson!"
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💍 Marriage & Relationship Survival Guide
The Crazy Husband Wife: "What would you do if I died?" Husband: "I would go absolutely crazy." Wife: "Would you ever marry again?" Husband: "Well... a crazy man can do anything!"
The Cookery Book Wife: "I hate that beggar at our door!" Husband: "Why? What happened?" Wife: "Yesterday I gave him the food I cooked myself. Today, he came back and gave me a book called How to Cook Food!"
The 90s Model Husband: "I am thinking about a second marriage." Wife: "Why on earth would you do that?" Husband: "I’ve been driving this 90s model for so long... I think it’s time for a 2026 latest edition." Wife: "I see. Well, do you want to drive it yourself, or should I hire a driver for you?"
The Cleaning Ritual Husband: "How do you control your anger when I’m being a jerk to you?" Wife: "I just go and clean the toilet." Husband: "Haha, how does that help?" Wife: "I clean it with your toothbrush."
The Valentine's Cards Girl to shopkeeper: "Do you have a Valentine’s card that says 'I am yours only'?" Shopkeeper: "Yes, I have that one." Girl: "Great! Give me seven of them."
The 10-Year Comparison Wife: "We’ve been together for 10 years. How does it feel to you?" Husband: "It feels like only 10 seconds." Wife: "And what about the million dollars you spent on my shopping?" Husband: "That felt like just one dollar." Wife: "Then please give me one dollar." Husband: "Sure honey, just wait 10 seconds."
👳 Sardar & Logic Jokes
The Wall Invention Sardar: "I have just invented a device that lets you see through a wall!" Friend: "Amazing! What is it?" Sardar: "A hole."
The Sinking Ship A ship was sinking in the middle of the sea. Passenger: "How far is the land from here?" Sardar: "Only one kilometer!" Passenger jumps into the water and screams, "In which direction?" Sardar: "Straight down!"
The Childhood Memory Sardar 1: "When I was a kid, I fell from the top of the Eiffel Tower." Sardar 2: "Oh my God! Did you die or live?" Sardar 1: "I don't remember, I was just a kid back then."
The Education Test Friend: "Sardar Ji, what is the meaning of 'Hmm' and who uses it?" Sardar: "It means 'Okay' or 'Yes'. Usually, uneducated people use it." Friend: "Are you educated?" Sardar: "Hmm."
👨💼 Professional & Random Humor
The Interview Bricks Interviewer: "A plane is carrying 500 bricks. One brick falls out. How many are left?" Candidate: "499." Interviewer: "How do you put an elephant in a fridge in three steps?" Candidate: "Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door." Interviewer: "How do you put a deer in a fridge in four steps?" Candidate: "Open the door, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the door." Interviewer: "The Lion is having a birthday party. Every animal is there except one. Which one?" Candidate: "The deer—he’s still in the fridge." Interviewer: "An old woman needs to cross a crocodile-infested river. How does she do it?" Candidate: "She just swims across. All the crocodiles are at the Lion’s party!" Interviewer: "Correct, but she still died. Why?" Candidate: "She drowned?" Interviewer: "No. She was hit in the head by the brick that fell from the plane. You’re not hired."
The Librarian's Logic A man went to the library and asked for a book on "Suicide Techniques." The Librarian glared at him and asked, "Who the hell is going to return the book?"
The Clever Salesman A salesman was selling almonds. A man asked, "What's the benefit of these?" Salesman: "Tell me, how many grains of rice are in a kilogram?" Man: "I don't know." Salesman: "Eat this almond." (The man eats it). "Now, how many mangoes are in a dozen?" Man: "12!" Salesman: "See? Your mind is already sharper!" Man: "Wow! Give me two kilograms!"
The Dog/Tiger Transformation Man 1: "Your dog looks exactly like a tiger!" Man 2: "He is a tiger. He just fell in love, and look what happened to him."
The Zoo Exit A man built a zoo and set the ticket price at $100. Nobody came. He lowered it to $50, then $25, then $5. Finally, the zoo was full of people. He then opened the lion’s cage and set the price for the exit at $200.
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