Sardar Joke
A Sardar mistakenly sent a hundred rupees mobile balance to someone mobile phone. Sardar sent a message 'Dear brother, I mistakenly sent a hundred rupees balance to your mobile phone number, please return it.' The person replied; but I got seventy-five rupees only, not a hundred rupees. Sardar replied; Sorry, let me send you twenty rupees more, please.
Police Joke
Police officer to a person: What is your mother's tongue?
Person: None.
Police officer: Why?
Person: Because she is a deaf woman.
Laughing Joke
Ten people were beating to a Sardar but Sardar was laughing. Someone asked, why are you still laughing while we are beating you? Sardar replied; because you thought I am George that is why you are beating me, but I am not George, I am Michael.
Mosquito Joke
Try to understand me. Don't tease me. Leave me alone. Because of you, I was very disturbed last night. Don't play with my life. A girl was talking to a mosquito.