On The Toilet Seat - Very Funny Jokes

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Husband and Wife Joke

Wife: Tell me two things one must be good and one must be bad. 
Husband: First; You are my life. Second; Cursed in such a life.

Toilet Joke

A guy went to his college toilet; sat on the toilet seat and saw there is something written in front of the wall:
'If you give forcibly exerts like you are ding right now to your study; you could be in the good seat today.

Girl and Boy Joke

Boy: Your picture has been leaked on the internet. 
Girl: Without clothes?
Boy: No, without makeup. 
Girl: I am going to die.

Girl and Sardar Joke

Girl to his Sardar boyfriend: My mom really likes you. Sardar got shy and said, 'but I'll still marry you. Tell to your mom to forget me.'

Doctor and Patient Joke

Doctor: How is your headache?
Patient: She is in her mom's house.

Angry Joke

Anger is a symbol of the man and controlling anger is a symbol of a married man.