Husband and Wife Joke
Wife: Tell me two things one must be good and one must be bad.
Husband: First; You are my life. Second; Cursed in such a life.
Toilet Joke
A guy went to his college toilet; sat on the toilet seat and saw there is something written in front of the wall:
'If you give forcibly exerts like you are ding right now to your study; you could be in the good seat today.
Girl and Boy Joke
Boy: Your picture has been leaked on the internet.
Girl: Without clothes?
Boy: No, without makeup.
Girl: I am going to die.
Girl and Sardar Joke
Girl to his Sardar boyfriend: My mom really likes you. Sardar got shy and said, 'but I'll still marry you. Tell to your mom to forget me.'
Doctor and Patient Joke
Doctor: How is your headache?
Patient: She is in her mom's house.
Angry Joke
Anger is a symbol of the man and controlling anger is a symbol of a married man.