Wife and Husband Joke
Wife: What gift you want on your birthday?
Husband: I don't want any gift, honey. I just want you to love me, respect me and obey me.
Wife: After thinking... No, I'll give you the gift.
Facebook Joke
A woman stopped the car at the traffic signal. A beggar came near to her and asked for the money. She gave him coins and asked; I saw you but not remembering.
Beggar: I am your Facebook friend madam.