Husband and Wife Joke
Wife: We are together for 10 years. Let me know how it went.
Husband: It just like 10 seconds.
Wife: And what about you spent 1 million on me for my shopping?
Husband: It just like 1 dollar.
Wife: Then please give me 1 dollar.
Husband: Please wait just for 10 seconds.
Girlfriend and Boyfriend Joke
Boyfriend: A writer wrote in his book that "a man has the freedom to speak for his rights."
Girlfriend: See, the poor writer just written those lines in his book, but have no dare to speak.