Beggar Joke
A beggar asked a girl: Could you please give me a dollar?
Girl: Don't you feel shame? You are so smart, handsome, charming and looking strong but still begging.
Beggar: Sorry, so could you please give me a Kiss?
Husband Wife Joke
Husband to his wife: Honey, please give me a kiss?
Wife: No, I will not give you.
Husband: I will buy a ring for you.
Wife: No.
Husband: I will buy a dress for you.
Wife: No.
Their kid was also there and listing to his father. He asked his father; Dad, please don't worry. I'll give you it, but please buy a bicycle for me.