Wife and Husband Joke
Wife: I hate that beggar?
Husband: But why?
Wife: Yesterday I gave him the food I cooked, and today he gave me a book.
Husband: Which Book?
Wife: How to cook food 😠.
Moon Joke
I asked the Moon, how is my darling lover looking?
Moon said I have three things to tell you regarding your question:
- I am not your father's employee who is bound to answer your question.
- I am so far away from earth, so I can't see it clearly.
- This is none of my business to tell how your lover looks like, get lost!