Girl And Sardar Joke
Girl: How many peaches can you eat on an empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat five peaches.
Girl: Wrong! Because your stomach cannot be empty when you eat the first one. You will eat the other 4 peaches on a filled stomach, not an empty stomach.
Sardar: Yeah! Right. I'll tell my friends this too.
Sardar to his friend: How many peaches can you eat on an empty stomach?
Friend: I can eat six peaches.
Sardar: Ah, dude, I would tell you a great informative joke if you would tell me five peaches.
Sardar: I can eat five peaches.
Girl: Wrong! Because your stomach cannot be empty when you eat the first one. You will eat the other 4 peaches on a filled stomach, not an empty stomach.
Sardar: Yeah! Right. I'll tell my friends this too.
Sardar to his friend: How many peaches can you eat on an empty stomach?
Friend: I can eat six peaches.
Sardar: Ah, dude, I would tell you a great informative joke if you would tell me five peaches.
Husband and Wife Joke
Husband: Your mother is still funny.
Wife: What happened?
Husband: She was asking, are you happy to marry my daughter?
Husband and Wife Joke
Wife: Honey, Which of my features do you like most? Beauty or intelligence.
Husband: Babe, I mostly like your jokes.
Husband and Wife Joke
Wife: You are so fat.
Husband: You are fat too.
Wife: Because I am expecting and going to be a mother.
Husband: I am going to be a father too.
Husband: You are fat too.
Wife: Because I am expecting and going to be a mother.
Husband: I am going to be a father too.