Hahaha Joke of the day Bundle 7

Mother Joke

A girl sent a text message at midnight to her boyfriend:
My darling, my honey, my cheekimeeki meeki, are you sleeping?

She got a reply, yes I slept.

Then how you answered my text if you are sleeping?

Because, I am the mother of the darling, honey and, the cheekimeeki meeki.

Mother and Teacher Joke

A teacher has more respect than the mother because a mother has the ability to let her one child sleep on her lap but a teacher can many in her classroom.