Mother Joke
A girl sent a text message at midnight to her boyfriend:
My darling, my honey, my cheekimeeki meeki, are you sleeping?
My darling, my honey, my cheekimeeki meeki, are you sleeping?
She got a reply, yes I slept.
Then how you answered my text if you are sleeping?
Because, I am the mother of the darling, honey and, the cheekimeeki meeki.