Husband Fainted Joke
In the morning, the wife asked the newspaper from his husband.
Husband: You are so backward. In this era, who read the newspaper? Take my iPad.
The wife has taken his iPad and killed a cockroach from it.
Husband fainted!
Moral: Whatever the wife asks, give her without any argument. Use your intelligence only in your office or with your girlfriend.
Cockroach Joke
A cockroach has fallen on the floor in a bad condition.
Second cockroach: What had happened? Hit by someone or got
shoes in your head?
First cockroach: No dude, these girls shout so loud. I got almost a heart attack!