Servent Joke
Man: See, I gave you all the keys to my house because I trust you a lot.
Servant: What the hell you trust me! Not a key was matched to open coffer (strongbox) lock, neither opening madam's wardrobe.
Banana Joke
Man: How much for this banana?🍌
Shopkeeper: Ten rupees.
Man: It's expensive, I can give you six rupees.
Shopkeeper: Even its peel is six rupees.
Man: Okay, take these four rupees, give the banana 🍌 to me and take the peel (bananas skin) for yourself.
Funniest Joke
Prayers can be in the wrong direction if intentions are not good. A friend prayed for his four friends:
- May Johnny always smiles; Johnny is in a mental hospital today.
- The world will be in your hand ✋ directions, Micheal. Michael is a traffic warden now.
- There would be the flowers in your life George. George is a gardener today.
- Keep shining always Chris. Chris is bald today.