A lovely love Story Joke
I was three years old when she was born. I was in school when she was two years old. I was in class 5th when she was in class playgroup. I was in class 8th when she was in class 5th. I was in class 10th when she was in class 8th. I was in class 10th when she was in class 10th. I was in class 10th when she was in class 12th. I was in class 10th when she was in class 14th. I was in class 10th when she became a doctor. Tomorrow is her wedding and my class's 10th exam. So, please pray for my examination. Thank You.
Miser Joke
A miser donated blood to a rich Arab man to save his life. Miser gave him BMW as a gift. After a year, the Arab man needed blood again, the same miser gave him blood again. This time the Arab man gave him a pack of chewing gum.
Miser: Why not the Mercedes this time?
Arab-man: Because I have your's blood in my vein.
Miser: Why not the Mercedes this time?
Arab-man: Because I have your's blood in my vein.