Selfie Joke
Boy: Where were you?
Girl: I was in the market for some shopping.
Boy: You took so long time?
Girl: I bought a handbag and I took forty selfies.
Dad and Son Joke
Son: Dad, tomorrow will be a small get-together in the school, you have to come.
Dad: What is a small get together meeting? and how many persons would be in this gettogether?
Son: You, Me and College Principal.