Girlfriend Joke
I don't go for a long drive with my girlfriend. Do you know why? I don't go for a long drive with my girlfriend because I have only two reasons for that:
1: I don't have a vehicle/car.
2: I don't have a girlfriend.
Taxi Joke
Johnny to a taxi driver: How much fare to the railway station?
Taxi driver: 200 rupees.
Johnny: And for belonging/luggage.
Taxi driver: I'll not deduct fare for your belonging/luggage.
Johnny: OK, good! Please take my belonging/luggage to the railway station for free. I'll reach there by myself.