Why We Call Heart Operation a Bypass Surgery?

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Why We Call Heart Operation a Bypass Surgery?

Heart Operation Joke

Why do we call heart operation a ''bypass surgery'? Because, if the surgery fails; the person will get "bye", otherwise "pass". That's why it is called 'bypass surgery'.

Girl and Boy Joke 

Girl: Your dress looks good to me. 
Boy: Thank you. 
Girl: Your hat looks nice to me. 
Boy: Thank you. 
Girl: Your glasses look cool to me. 
Boy: Thank you. 
Girl: But still you do not look handsome.

Terrorist Joke 

A teacher mistakenly sent one hundred dollars in a mobile phone balance to the wrong phone number instead of himself. He sent messages and called to that person, but he did not respond. He tried hard, but his balance had not recovered. Then he sent a message to that phone number: 
"Congratulations! You are selected in the Al Qaida Group as you accepted one hundred dollars. You are now a member of our group and I believe you will be thrilled to read this news that you are selected in the suicide department. We will get you soon from your home for training." 
After a few seconds, the teacher got a message with two hundred dollars balances; "Dear Sir, my cell phone was in charging place, that's why I could not respond to your calls and messages. Anyway, please accept the two hundred dollars balance and sorry for that. I have very weak eyesight, have a broken leg, and my one hand doesn't work."

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