Difficult Joke
There are four most difficult work in the world:
1- Apply lipstick on the ant's lips.
2- Take the elephant on the lap.
3- Dress up to the mosquito.
4- Last but not least: Explain the things to the wife or girlfriend.
Girls and Boys Difference Joke
Girls wear their socks with matching; yesterday's black, today's pink, and tomorrow will be red and boys decide their socks can be worn two more days after smelling.
Chicken and Egg Joke
Boy: Amazingly, today's chicken has laid an egg.
Friend: So what's so amazing?
Boy: Can you do that if it's not amazing?
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