Father and Son Joke
Father to his son: Please bring one glass of water for me.
Son: Dad, I am very busy with the game.
Second Son: Dad, he is so rude and punk. Please go and get by yourself and bring one glass of water for me.
Shy Girl Joke
A shy girl was praying and blushing: "Oh God, I am not asking anything for myself. Please give a nice and handsome son in law for my mother." Do you know what happened then? After some days, her younger sister got married to a lovely and handsome person.
Moral: Don't trick with the prayers.