Toilet Joke
A boy went to the toilet and he saw a written note in front of him on the wall "better for you, do this high force in your study."
Contractor Joke
Once a time a person is offering a car to the contractor as a bribe. The contractor got angry and said; are you offering me a bribe? I am an honest man. I can not take this bribe. The person said; Ah Sir, it is not a bribe. I am offering you a Car for just ten (10) dollars. The contractor thinks and said good! I'll buy two Cars then.
School Kid Joke
A school kid saying some words rudely and abusing. The teacher called him to give punish and asked; from where did you learn this? do you know its meaning? The school kid said; yes teacher, I learned this from my father and it means the motorbike is not starting.