Shopkeeper Joke
Shopkeeper fed up to show many dresses to a girl, she still not decided.
Girl: Do you have some kind of different stuff that will make me different when I wear it?
Shopkeeper: Yes! A shroud (burial cloth).
What Is Women?
Women: A woman is a human who points out everything in men and succeeded to change the men. After years she says, "you are not like that before."
Talkative Women's Joke
Two blabbermouth women gossips under the mango tree for a long time. Suddenly a mango has fallen.
First Women: How is it possible that mango has fallen in January?
Second Women: Yeah, it is amazing.
Mango: I am too much fed-up to listen to your bullshit for a long time. Please eat me.