Husband and Wife Joke
Wife: What is the difference between the complete and finish? Please explain with an example.
Husband: Complete meaning is like; You got me. It means your life is completed, and Finish is like; I got you, my life is finished.
Thief Joke
Police officer to a thief: Why didn't you think about your wife and daughter during stealing?
Thief: Yes, I did, but there were only gents' suits and dresses in that shop.
Fish Joke
A Sardar has fallen into the river; while sinking, he caught a fish and threw the fish outside the river. He said, go and save your life, don't care for me. I'll escape my life.
Flirty Joke
A flirty person was staring at a beautiful girl for a long time. The girl came to him and shouted; Why are you staring at me for a long time weirdly and unnaturally? He got scared and answered; I am looking at you and was thinking I might be handsome if you were my mother.