Sardar Joke
Sardar: See the man sitting on that table, he is my enemy.
Friend: Dude, four men are sitting on that table.
Sardar: The one who has a mustache.
Friend: All of them have a mustache.
Sardar: The one who wore a white dress.
Friend: All of them wore white dresses.
Sardar got angry and got his pistol up, shot three men and said; the one who left is my enemy.
Blind Joke
Teacher: The person who can't see, we call him blind. What we call that person who can't listen?
Sardar: Whatever we can say to him because he can't listen.