University Joke
A man sadly told his friend about his son that since his son was admitted to the university, he became so naughty; he lost interest in the study; he has many girlfriends. He always caught with girls on the university lawn, always caught with girls in the university library, always caught with girls in the university canteen, even always caught with girls from out of the university. If I know the university's boys do these types of things, I must admit myself to the university instead of my son.
Teacher Joke
Teacher to his student: How can we prevent mosquitos from breeding?
Student: We have to make MICRO C*ND*M for this purpose.