Dog and Tiger Joke
First Man: Your dog is looking like a tiger!Second Man: He is actually a tiger but has fallen in love.
Librarian Joke
A man went to a library and asked the librarian to give a book about whether suicide techniques should be mentioned.Librarian: Who the hell will return that book then?
Judge Joke
Judge to accused: Why are you here? What crime have you done?Accused: I was just playing football.
Judge to second accused: And what's yours? Why are you here?
Accused: I was that football.