Grandma Joke
Girl to her grandma: Grandma, why there were so many children in a family in the old days?
Grandma: Honey, because in the old days, no one used social media at night.
Salesman Joke
A clever salesman was selling almonds. A stupid man came to his shop and asked; what are the benefits of eating almond?
The salesman replied; you tell me how many rice pieces in a kilogram?
The stupid man replied; I don't know.
The clever salesman gave him an almond and said eat it. He ate that almond.
The salesman asked; how many mangoes are in a dozen?
The man answered quickly, 12.
Salesman: See, your mind got sharp after eating an almond.
Stupid Man: Wow! Give me two kilograms. It works quickly.