First Friend and Second Friend Joke
First Friend: Why are you so sad?
Second Friend: I gave a big amount to my friend for plastic surgery. He promised me he will return my money.
First Friend: So did he?
Second Friend: Now I can no longer recognize his face.
Shopkeeper Joke
Girl to shopkeeper: How much for this dress?
Shopkeeper: It's only 1500 pounds.
Girl: Ah, and this one?
Shopkeeper: It's 1500 pounds too.
Girl: Ah, and this one?
Shopkeeper: It's only ah + ah.