Romantic Joke
Girl: In a romantic mood, would you like to become the moon for me?
Boy: In a very happy mood, yes of course.
Girl: Then get away from me as the moon.
Nurse Joke
A nurse's boyfriend wistfully said to her: Honey, I wish I have an accident and get injured. Then, I admit to your hospital wardroom. You care me, you will love me, you heal me, and I get recover by the help, care, and love from you.
Nurse: Ah my love, accident could not bring you to my wardroom. This can only happen with a miracle. Because my duty is in the delivery wardroom (labor ward).