Teacher and Student Joke
Teacher Alizee: Once upon a time, Prince Charles was sleeping on his bed.
Student: Teacher, Jon eating my lunch.
Teacher Alizee: What the hell are you doing, Jon? I'll let you out of the class.
So where was I?
Jon: In Prince Charles's Bed.
Girl and Friend Joke
A girl uploaded her picture on Facebook and asked her Friends; how am I looking?
A friend commented: Your father bought you an iPhone for 1500 dollars; ask him to buy a 50-dollar mirror. See yourself there. Why are you asking us?
A friend commented: Your father bought you an iPhone for 1500 dollars; ask him to buy a 50-dollar mirror. See yourself there. Why are you asking us?