I Love You Joke
Pappo told, "I love you" to a girl in a restaurant. The girl slapped his face and asked; what the hell are you said?
Pappo slapped backed and said; If you did not hear anything, then why the hell you slapped me.
Tea Lover Joke
Peoples are now reached on the moon and the mars. But I will not go on the moon and mars, because I don't know, tea is available there or not.
Teacher and Student Joke
Teacher to a student at the examination hall; why your paper is empty?
Student; words can hurt people, so I decided to be quite in the paper.