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Heart Operation Joke
Why do we call heart operation a ''bypass surgery'? Because, if the surgery gets fails; the person will get "bye", otherwise "pass". That's why it is called 'bypass surgery'.
Girl and Boy Joke
Girl: Your dress looking good to me.
Boy: Thank you.
Girl: Your hat looking nice to me.
Boy: Thank you.
Girl: Your glasses looking cool to me.
Boy: Thank you.
Girl: But still you do not look handsome.
Terrorist Joke
A teacher mistakenly sent one hundred dollars a mobile phone balance to a wrong phone number instead of himself. He sent messages and called to that person, but he did not respond. He tried hard, but balance not recovered. Then he sent a message to that phone number:
"Congratulations! you are selected in the Al Qaida Group as you accepted one hundred dollars. You are now a member of our group and I believe you will be thrilled to read this news that you are selected in the suicide department. We will get you soon from your home for training."
After a few seconds, the teacher got a message with two hundred dollars balances; "Dear Sir, my cell phone was on charging place, that's why I could not respond to your calls and messages. Anyway, please accept two hundred dollars balance and sorry for it. I have very weak eyesight, have a broken leg, and my one hand doesn't work."
